Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.
When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.