Anything you do from the heart enriches you, but sometimes not till years later.

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence.

The plague of government is senile delinquency.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

Despair is anger with no place to go.