Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.
Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.
As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
Despair is anger with no place to go.
It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.