Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.
A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.
I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.
The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.