Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.

Men gossip less than women, but mean it.

Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.