We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter.
The know-nothings are, unfortunately, seldom the do-nothings.
Most of us would rather risk catastrophe than read the directions.
The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.
If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.