Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.