Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.

If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.

A productive marriage requires falling in enjoy numerous occasions, usually with the identical man or woman.

We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.

A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.