Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.

I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

Anywhere you go liking everyone, everyone will be likeable.