Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.

True remorse is never just a regret over consequences; it is a regret over motive.

Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.

If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.

It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.