Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.
With each passing year, one has less to say, and knows better how to say it.
You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.