Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.

We're seldom drawn to a character we admire; only to a personality we like.

The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

The neurotic's strongest fantasy is that he has no fantasies. The real is very real to him, the unreal even more so.