Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.

The trouble with women is men; the trouble with men, men.

Flesh goes on pleasuring us, and humiliating us, right to the end.

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.

We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?