Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.

Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.

The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors.