Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.
If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.
The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.
Money is much more exciting than anything it buys.
If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.
Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.