Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.

When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life, and perhaps we are right.

Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.

If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't.