Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.

The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone.

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.

I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.