Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.

It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live?

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

Make a habit of telling the truth, or make a habit of lying: to decide each case on its own merits is exhausting, and hardly ever worth it.

Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.

We can never at any time absorb more love than we're ready for.