There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.

The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.

A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

People will disapprove of you if you're unhappy, or if you're happy in The Wrong Way.

A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.