There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.

The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.

A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote.

Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.