There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

Most of us would rather risk catastrophe than read the directions.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.

The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

The neurotic's strongest fantasy is that he has no fantasies. The real is very real to him, the unreal even more so.