We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.

The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

When hope is hungry, everything feeds it