A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.

Most of us would rather risk catastrophe than read the directions.