A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

Humiliation is a vast country of imprecise boundaries. If you think you're there, you are. The neurotic rule: when in doubt, go ahead and feel humiliated.

The young do not need God, and the old cannot find Him.

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

A good executive is one who makes people contentedly settle for less than they meant to get, in return for more than they meant to give.