The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.

In church, sacred music would make believers of us all — but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.

Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.

Even in the same family, one child will always instinctively know when to ask for things, and another won't.

Don't ask others to forgive in you a sin they're dying to commit themselves.

The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.

Whenever we safely land in a plane, we promise God a little something.