My thoughts, I guess, are bitter; who but the bitter have thoughts?
Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.
Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.
If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.
People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.
Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.