A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.
We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?
God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
The marriage of convenience has this to recommend it: we are better judges of convenience than we are of love.