The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.

We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they?

Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors.