Not for nothing does the neurotic suffer - but not for anything very much, either.

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

As we grow older, our capacity for enjoyment shrinks, but not our appetite for it.

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.