A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 degrees of marriage.

When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life, and perhaps we are right.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.