The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.

Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.

The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.

No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.