The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.

If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.

Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.

Tragedy isn't getting something, or failing to get it; it's losing something you already have.

I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.

Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves.