What we forgive too freely doesn't stay forgiven.
Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves.
Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.
The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.