Failure can get to be a rather comfortable old friend.

In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

When hope is hungry, everything feeds it

When women feel they have learned to forgive their mothers - and men, their fathers - all it usually means is that they've decided to allow themselves the same kind of behavior.