Failure can get to be a rather comfortable old friend.

When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

The death of someone we know always reminds us that we are still alive - perhaps for some purpose which we ought to re-examine.