Neurotics are anxiety prone, accident prone, and often just prone.

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.

If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.

Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.