We are like people with short-term leases on summer cottages; we can never seem to make our provisions come out even with our stay.

Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.

God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.

Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.

It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.