Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

A new wound makes all the old ones ache again.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.

Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.

If you must reread old love letters, better pick a room without mirrors.

A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.