Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.

Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.

The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.

When their children fail to charm others, few parents can stay neutral.