Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.
Men gossip less than women, but mean it.
The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.