The plague of government is senile delinquency.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.

People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough.

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.

The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.

The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.