The plague of government is senile delinquency.

Nobody ever loved anybody like everybody wants to be loved.

The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.

As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.

The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.

Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.

There are three iron links in the neurotic's chain: unloving, unlovable, unloved.