A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.
The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.
Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.