I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

No woman wants to see herself too clearly.

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.

Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.

Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.