I've been hiding from God, and I'm appalled to find how easy it is.

God and the devil lose to a common enemy: inertia.

In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on.

It is always safe to tell people that they're looking wonderful.

There's an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than.