Nostalgia for what we have lost is more bearable than nostalgia for what we have never had, for the first involves knowledge and pleasure, the second only ignorance and pain.

Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.

When "Why not do it?" barely outweighs "Why do it?" — don't do it.