Others follow patterns; we alone are unpredictable.

We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run afoul of someone else's.

There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.

Many beautiful women have been made happy by their own beauty, but no intelligent woman has ever been made happy by her own intelligence.