My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance.
We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.
When "Why not do it?" barely outweighs "Why do it?" — don't do it.
If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.
We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence.
A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.