Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier.
A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine.
I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.
In any family, measles are less contagious than bad habits.
If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed.