In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

Learn a little of anything, and you're ready to proselytize.

The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.

My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.

Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

The way the neurotic sees it: bars on his door mean that he's locked in; bars on your door mean that he's locked out.