In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.

One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.

What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.

I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

There are now electrical appliances with the main unit so sealed in that it cannot be got at for repair. There have always been human beings like that.