In the theater, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.

God is less careful than General Motors, for He floods the world with factory rejects.

There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.

I'm afraid to win, and afraid to lose; I hate a draw and can't stop competing; otherwise I'm fine.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.

It is always safe to tell people that they're looking wonderful.