I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.
Mignon McLaughlinMen never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
Mignon McLaughlinNo matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.
Mignon McLaughlin