If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.

Without enthusiasm, virtue functions not at all, and vice only poorly.

Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.

If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.