If you can tell anyone about it, it's not the worst thing you ever did.

Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

The plague of government is senile delinquency.

A new wound makes all the old ones ache again.