Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.
Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run afoul of someone else's.
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
A productive marriage requires falling in enjoy numerous occasions, usually with the identical man or woman.
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.