Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.

Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.

The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.

When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life, and perhaps we are right.

At night, neurotics may toil not, but oh how they spin!