I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.

When "Why not do it?" barely outweighs "Why do it?" — don't do it.

In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible stuff just because it comes with the dinner.