At night, neurotics may toil not, but oh how they spin!
With each passing year, one has less to say, and knows better how to say it.
It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.
I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.
The young do not need God, and the old cannot find Him.
There's nothing wrong with most men's egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can't cure.