I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.

When women feel they have learned to forgive their mothers - and men, their fathers - all it usually means is that they've decided to allow themselves the same kind of behavior.

When the pressures really mount, the neurotic must choose: Shall he have a good cry, or set fire to his neighbor's house?

Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.

Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.

We are seldom happy with what we now have, but would go to pieces if we lost any part of it.