We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along.
My thoughts, I guess, are bitter; who but the bitter have thoughts?
If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.
A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.
Nobody ever loved anybody like everybody wants to be loved.
No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one. That's when he expects you to say, 'Oh yes, I almost forgot,' and take him out and show him the pony.