Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.

The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.

It is always safe to tell people that they're looking wonderful.

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.