The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
We are seldom happy with what we now have, but would go to pieces if we lost any part of it.
Even in the same family, one child will always instinctively know when to ask for things, and another won't.
What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.
With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.