Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those slight changes that would make all the difference.

Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.

Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

Neurotic quarrels always have the same theme-song: Hate me and get it over with.

Surrounded by people who love life, you love it too; surrounded by people who don't, you don't.

If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.