Neurotic quarrels always have the same theme-song: Hate me and get it over with.

One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?

What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.

Even in the same family, one child will always instinctively know when to ask for things, and another won't.

We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.