A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.
How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.
Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.
Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.