Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.

There's no way to repay a mother's love, or lack of it.

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

The neurotic thinks himself both Hamlet and Claudius, in a world that belongs to Polonius.

Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves.

Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbors.

Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.