Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.

Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.

The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.

We climb mountains because they are there, and worship God because He is not.

The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever.

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.