Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

I'm afraid to win, and afraid to lose; I hate a draw and can't stop competing; otherwise I'm fine.

Life marks us all down, so it's just as well that we start out by overpricing ourselves.

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.

People are like birds: on the wing, all beautiful; up close, all beady little eyes.

Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.