Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.

If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.

Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.

Few novels or plays could exist without at least one troublemaker in the group, and perhaps life couldn't either.

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.