Hot dogs always seem better out than at home; so do French-fried potatoes; so do your children.

Anywhere you go liking everyone, everyone will be likeable.

Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed.

The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.

A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.