The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.

People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.

No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

No woman wants to see herself too clearly.

Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing.

So long as God reveals Himself, or doesn't, He is behaving like God.