The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!

Elegimos aquellos que nos gusta, con los que amamos, no tenemos voz en el asunto.

The next voice you hear will undoubtedly be your own.

There's something in every atheist, itching to believe, and something in every believer, itching to doubt.