The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.

A perfect marriage is one in which "I'm sorry" is said just often enough.

Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those slight changes that would make all the difference.

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.

Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.