The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

Affairs are just as disillusioning as marriage, and much less restful.

Not for nothing does the neurotic suffer - but not for anything very much, either.

No one can understand love who has not experienced infatuation. And no one can understand infatuation, no matter how many times he has experienced it.

Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between.

There are children born to be children, and others who must mark time till they can take their natural places as adults.

Without enthusiasm, virtue functions not at all, and vice only poorly.