The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special Circumstances.

The best work is done with the heart breaking, or overflowing.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.

Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all