Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.
Most of us would rather risk catastrophe than read the directions.
Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.
Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.
The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.