Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money problems.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

It does not undo harm to acknowledge that we have done it; but it undoes us not to acknowledge it.

There's an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than.

Fields can lie fallow but we can't; we have less time.