Neurotics would like to sleep all the time, and to be awakened only when there is good news.

The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead.

A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.

I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will do again; You will bite your tongue, careful or not, Upon the already-bitten spot.

Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.