The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.

Neurotics expect you to remember all the things that they tell you, and many that they don't.

Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

The death of someone we know always reminds us that we are still alive - perhaps for some purpose which we ought to re-examine.

What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us.

Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money.