Women are never landlocked: they're always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.
A new wound makes all the old ones ache again.
Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
We always prefer war on our own terms to peace on someone else's.
Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't.
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.