Revenge leads to an empty fullness, like eating dirt.
Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.
The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.
I'm always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I wish it was easy to follow that advice.
All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.
The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore.