To talk easily with people, you must firmly believe that either you or they are interesting. And even then it's not easy.

The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.

Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men.

There are whole years for which I hope I'll never be cross-examined, for I could not give an alibi.

Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.

If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.