We often pray to be better, when in truth we only want to feel better.

The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.

Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all

An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.

A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband.

Humiliation is a vast country of imprecise boundaries. If you think you're there, you are. The neurotic rule: when in doubt, go ahead and feel humiliated.

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.