Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.
Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed.
Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.
If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?