Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part and does not believe in the play.

Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible stuff just because it comes with the dinner.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.