When we discuss those we love with those who do not love them, the end of love is near.

If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!

An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.

If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still.

There's an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.